January 2012
At a restaurant:
Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
1 tag
It’s official, I have already started a diary from April, mothers day, so I’ve now decided to do a diary starting from today and continuing it everyday. Yaaaay
MERRY NEW YEAR MY DARLING FOLLOWERS!!!
December 2011
Last year I didn’t get a midnight kiss because I didn’t have a boyfriend. This year I have a boyfriend but i’m not getting a midnight kiss. My life is officially depressing.
My dad always has a fucking problem with me. No one else, just me. What is this?!
paleskinandredlips asked: it's okay I'm getting drunk with my family lololol xxxxxx
motorways:
looks like im getting drunk in my room alone tonight because my mum is a fucking bitch and i hate everyone
My house is practically a joke/funny free zone. If you crack a joke everyone gets offended. It’s a good job I can laugh at myself.
me: *walks out of room*
parents: OMG SHE'S OUT OF HER CAVE HELLO WELCOME COME COME SOCIALIZE YOU NEVER SOCIALIZE DON'T GO LOCK YOURSELF BACK IN YOUR ROOM STAY OUT OF THAT CAVE SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
me: *gets food. goes back in room*
