shoot to thrill, play to kill.

I really want to keep my blinds open tonight just to make it a little cooler in my room but omg I’m on the ground floor and if there was someone there just outside watching in, I’d poo myself. Ugh sticky heat is the worst.

My mum just asked me if i wanted her to buy me alcohol for when we go away.
She’s either drunk or high because I literally have to beg if i want alcohol.

one of my favourite lines in gavin and stacey. 

doris: (imitating nessa) this is what she’ll say gwen ‘oh do, where’s the salad’ and then i’ll say ‘oh fatty where’s my cash’ 

bryn: where’s the salad do?

doris: oh where is the salad, where is the salad? *sticks up two fingers* here’s your salad now leave me alone. 

If I could video my dad and put it on the Internet with out feeling bad i so would. Please go to bed.

There are dick heads outside of my house revving up cars and slamming the car doors. One more man and I’m calling da po po. Icc I wish to sleep you inconsiderate a holes

Cringes me out how awkward ross is in the very first episode ‘the pilot’

You have to put the dots between friends otherwise it’s just not the same